25 Dog-Themed Christmas Jokes 🎄🐶

1) What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!

2) Why did the dog sit by the fireplace on Christmas Eve?
He wanted to be a hot dog!

3) What do you get when you cross a dog with a snowman?
Frostbite!

4) Why don’t dogs ever get presents on time?
Because they bury the delivery notifications!

5) What did the Christmas tree say to the dog?
Stop barking up the wrong tree!

6) Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the Christmas party?
He was a party pooper!

7) What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas carol?
Bark the Herald Angels Sing!

8) How does a dog say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidad!

9) Why was the dog afraid of the Christmas decorations?
He thought the tinsel was a snake!

10) What’s a dog’s favorite holiday movie?
The Santa Paws Clause!

11) Why did the puppy get coal for Christmas?
He was on the naughty dog list!

12) What’s a dog’s favorite kind of Christmas cookie?
Snickerdoodles!

13) What did the dog say after opening his Christmas gift?
Paw-sitively amazing!

14) Why do dogs overdo their Christmas shopping?
They always get swept away by the "bark-gains"!

15) What do dogs and Christmas sweaters have in common?
They both shed everywhere!

16) What did the dog get in his stocking?
A chew toy and some mistle-bone!

17) How do dogs decorate their Christmas trees?
With bark ornaments and paw-lights!

18) What is Santa’s dog’s favorite game?
Fetch on the Rooftop!

19) Why did the dog howl during Christmas dinner?
He heard the turkey was being "ruff"-ly handled!

20) What’s a dog’s favorite part of Christmas dinner?
The bone appétit!

21) What’s a dog’s favorite holiday drink?
Puppermint hot cocoa!

22) How do dogs greet each other during the holidays?
Happy Howl-idays!

23) Why did the dog chase the mailman on Christmas Eve?
He thought he was delivering Santa’s list!

24) What do you call a festive dog who can sing?
A Carol-labrador!

25) Why don’t dogs like wrapping Christmas presents?
They always end up in a ruff mess!